Jesus?

I guess that there are times when people are needing some inspiration from a greater God and or some other deity and all. I'm not sure why they're looking for this though in the bathroom. Another message scribbled on a stall wall I present to you here.

I suppose living in the South, I'm not that surprised that I found this in a bathroom stall, it being the buckle of the Bible belt and all. And having seen this in a hospital, it's even less surprising, but not your normal bathroom message methinks. The main question remains; do you guys need Jesus? I guess that there are plenty of people around the USA that do think and believe that they need Jesus. This is just me judging by the number of Christians that are running around the country these days, and what I'm surrounded by on a daily basis at work (almost everyone I work with has a Bible on their desk). 

Sometimes...

Sometimes you're sitting in the can, and you don't have anything else to do. You're sitting there, waiting to break one off, and get the duty done, but it just won't flow so what do you do?

Apparently from this drawing I found, you're not supposed to spank it while sitting in a stall somewhere in a public bathroom. Lest we forget the lessons learned from George Michael and his escapades in public bathrooms, maybe this is some good advice. You know what I mean? 

This of course does not prevent a friend of mine from spanking it in a public bathroom just about any chance that he gets. OK, maybe not every chance that he gets, but he claims to have spanked it in every bathroom at every place he's ever worked. Now that's some sort of record right there. His normal MO is to roll into work, day one, take a morning sabbatical, and take care of business while sitting in the stall (and if you haven't figured it out yet, we're not talking about the normal business one does in bathrooms). Yeah, I have a stellar bunch of friends. Reprehensible in many different ways, but nice in others. No really, they actually are good people.

Been a long time...

So it's been quite some time since I have posted anything on here, but here we go. Might as well start again, actually, I finally found some good stuff that I liked when I was making with the poo in local eateries, hospitals, and other places around where I live and all. Check this one out:



At least with this one, you can say whoever wrote it in black marker scribble in the men's room at a local pizza place I took it at, he (or possibly she) was being honest with themselves, and with others who might be perusing the men's bathroom looking for a "good time". Honestly, does anyone ever call those girls' numbers that are posted in there. If so, I want to hear about it, and if you actually found a good time by calling said number. I doubt it, but then again, stranger things in life have happened. More pictures to come later.