You ever have?

Do you ever have one of those shits where you just poop it out, and it's like one solid large chunk, and it hurts like hell when it is coming down the pipe? And the best part of those, is that they're so dry, you could (I say could, but I don't do this myself), stand up, pull up your drawers, and not even wipe one little bit, and still not get the itchy butt through the rest of the day. You all know what I'm talking about over here. No doubt about it. If you don't, well, you haven't really lived yet is my opinion. The best thing about those turds, is that, they don't stink either. They just come shooting out, and they're done. It's awesome. One of the best poops that you can take. You use less resources as well. Less water. Less paper. And things like that. I love it.

That's all I have for right now though.